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Monday, July 22, 2013

Day 13: Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as serious or as creative as you want it to be.

Day 13: Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as serious or as creative as you want it to be.


Dear Toned Tummy,
      I am sorry for putting you through such a hard time a few months ago. I know it must have been devastating to let the consumption of all the pasta, chocolate, and breads you could desire come to a complete and sudden halt.  I’m also sorry that I made you contract and release your abdominal muscles  hundreds of times, day after day, in an effort to provide you with a hard, protective shell. But most of all, I’m sorry that all of this work and effort was for naught.

     It might  would have been completely worth it if we’d continued on the course to bikini-ready that we were on. Unfortunately, we became a statistic and got “soft” due to a new relationship.  We traded in gym time for couch time (or in our case chair time) and healthy meals for big, fun meals to cook together. And just like the will to work out went away, so did the definition.

     I’m not saying I’m sorry this happened. Definitely not! I’m simply issuing an apology to you for putting you through all of that for absolutely no reason.


     Now, with that being said, gear up and put your big girl panties on because we’re about to do it all over again. Enough’s enough. 

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